Wednesday, October 31, 2007

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3 women and a Cradle

Another start ...

there ...

we find ...

Viva ...






Latest afternoon between chucha ...

With a bit like being in an Almodovar film ...


We take advantage of the talents one last time ...

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

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today I had to tell you how one makes a meowing dog barking and how is a cat. But Sarita

behalf of I do not know what principles of non violence and problems with some Birgitte forbade me to talk about it.

Too bad. In my day we knew how to look reality in all truth. It is not with people like that in Paris they would have released 44. 2nd Armored

I miss you!

Monday, October 22, 2007

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The Efferalgan does not protect against STDs

Here you wonder what am I going to tell with a title so stupid!)

some might believe that the job of hostess is con, no, boring as a French film ...

OF have no reason ...

However, sometimes, through my dissolute life (in alcohol) , there is a way to laugh !

Some time ago, I was sick : total, runny nose, watery eyes, scratchy throat and a sudden urge to fuck off to the world ... In addition
that day it was raining ...

On any say it was a really crappy day! On any

would still be right!

So I was a hostess at my post in my super bozo the clown cutter, with my 12 packets of tissues and I threw my cocker looks hot tea, hoping to appear St Jépumal (the throat)

... Because the Holy slow to appear despite my incantations, I pull out my makeup kit to extract an Efferalgan

... At this moment a guest arrives, handsome, dashing their fifties who asks to see Mrs. MachinChose .

After calling Madam, I put my glass of water before me and I take great Efferalgan supposed to deliver me from evil (amen.. ) in its little pouch, I begin to try to open it when I notice that the client looks at me with round eyes ...

He looks at me, look at my hands,
I look and see my hands ... ...

to discover with amazement that what I'm trying to open is not a Efferalgan but condom ...

There then follows a blank where the second you seem very very long.

I put hastily subject the crime in that makeup kit and I feel a big crisis of laughter that starts pushing me, the customer can not hide a smile 12 km long and pretended to be absorbed in the contemplation of plants ...

Then Ms.

MachinChose arrives to deliver us both (evil, but we submit to temptation ...)

On no sounds like a terribly embarrassing situation! On any

will close its mouth because it starts to get tired wick ...

An hour later, the client hand and (re) passed me, Madam MachinChose he recommends using his umbrella saw the ropes that keep falling ...

At this point, it turns to me and said with a wink:

"Sure, go out covered ..."

The moral of this story: (is that men ...) I must learn to keep my business!

The moral of this moral is that I will make a trial Durex (sed lex ... I bless the people who understand this rotten pun! ) and / or Efferalgan because you really do not find that these packages are alike!

The moral of morality which has nothing moral If I go to Efferalgan a crucial time with a charming young man ... he may be thinking that I have some weird sexual mores not ?




note dedication to Sunday morning when
Efferalgant and condoms were both very useful ...

Sunday, October 21, 2007

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Sorry,
there that Mae, Estelle, and two others who can understand

Written on coasters of Falstaf, October 20, 2007

Victory! The nickname was officially abandoned:)
Bravo, girls!

Friday, October 19, 2007

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Private Joke Contest which I do not participate

For obscure technical reasons, my picture was not taken into account for the contest.



*** Let's be clear, I am disappointed ...


But hey, there worse things in life.

***

However, I likes me this photo

***
knows why she makes melancholy ...
Maybe because I feel more like to it ...

***

That you can so guess my thoughts ...



*** This was a bizarre note, with little logic ...
A little nostalgic ...

***

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

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This dream blue

I can not finish my post about Brussels
that I can not finish 13H30 ...

is not earned for me this week ...
Because I prefer to listen to the shit back story to become deaf ...
Because it's fun to talk for hours about stupid movie with me into a frenzy that scenarios ... um ...

But well before the end of the week, there will be a picture of me naked for some help ...

(and then shit, I'm not alone in making my whore ... Maé
it also shows his skin ...)

Heck, it's all the fault strike ...
Blame it on Sarko, Cécilia has fallen into the creek ...

Got to have fun mess?


Wednesday, October 17, 2007

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Friday, October 13, 1307: Arrest of the Templars

October 13, 1307! A date yet for any medievalist, both a symbol and mystery.

This Friday, October 13, 1307, officers of King Philip IV of France said the Bel stops throughout the kingdom the Knights Templar and Grand Master Jacques de Molay and all the dignitaries of the order.

frightfully questioned, the Templars confessed to crimes unheard for the time: denial of Christ, spitting on the cross, without host mass, adoration of an idol named Baphomet, Anal ... After 7 years of a highly political trial, Jacques de Molay was burned at the stake. The order goes into the legend.

How did we get here?

Historically, the order is created a few years after the success of the first crusade. Around 1114-1115, some knights led by Hugh de Payne, a Champagne, decided to protect pilgrims to Jerusalem. In 1120, they took the name of a poor knight of Christ and establish their headquarters in the ancient temple of Solomon, who also serves as a palace to the king of Jerusalem, Baldwin II.

Soon, success is the appointment. Around Europe, the donations flowing. The order is recognized by the papacy in 1129 and responds only to it from 1139. The rule of the monks soldiers becomes a curious interplay between the monastic ideal and the laws of war. A Templar can kill, but he can not take a wife.

In 1291, the situation has changed. Acre has just fallen. The Franc East no longer exists. The Knights Templar were unable to prevent the Muslims to reject the Crusaders to the sea just as they had failed a century ago against Saladin at Hattin.

But meanwhile, the College has become rich, very rich. Using the many command posts, the members act as bank. Subject to a commission, you can deposit your money in Bar-Aube and recover in Anatolia.

This wealth added to the sense of failure in the Holy Land will exacerbate jealousy.

The arrest of the Templars is actually the culmination of a fight between Philip the Fair, thank you and the papacy. In 1302, for example, the envoys of the king, which were abused Nogaret William Pope Boniface VIII at Anagni. It will not recover.

Moreover, the situation of the kingdom is a catastrophic financial point of view. The centralist Philip IV are very expensive to the Treasury. The idea of recovering the immense wealth of the Templars is so very tempting.

During the month of September (14) the various officers of the king received a sealed letter they could not open until a specified day. Any possibility of leakage is therefore rejected. October 13, the mission is finally clarified. We must stop the Templars, the order must be beheaded. For that the king uses the rumor

Soon confessions "spontaneous" and a clever campaign of defamation of the Order returned the population against the Knights. The recent loss of Acre only adds to the resentment. Clement V are attempts to block the procedure but, under pressure from Philippe le Bel, he must renounce.

From 1310, 54 Templars were burnt at Sens. May 12 4 years later, the grand master of the Order, Jacques de Molay, who died in Paris on the orders of the King of France. The order no longer exists and much of its wealth was transferred to hospital.

We wrote a lot about the Temple. Novels such as The Accursed Kings (a literary masterpiece which has also just be an excellent analysis by Colette Beaune and Eric Nabour). Thousands of articles, thousands of pounds. One of the newest is the work of Damien Carraz. Entitled The Knights Templar in the lower Rhone valley, is a masterful synthesis that wants a "biography" of regional order. Damien Carraz also participated in the September issue of Historia spent at the end of the Templars.

Beyond the trial, we find that new issues arise. Thus, Manichaeism is much less formatting. We dare say now that Jacques de Molay was poorly defended, that some crimes charged were not necessarily all from the fertile brain of inquisitors, the College was not necessarily designed to survive in the form of the time and that an alliance with the hospital could have prevented a tragedy. In fact, the Templars appear to have been victims of some of their rites of introduction, somewhat esoteric (the famous kiss on the spine). So we relativize the "guilt" of the Templars. In no way, they were not heretics described the inquisitors. What is certain is that their bad reputation and eventually lost. That this reputation is unwarranted, a priori, has had little importance in 1307. It was necessary that the Templars were guilty.

For 700 years, we wrote everything and anything on the Temple. I have read, for example, that their wealth came from their frequent trips to America where they were mining gold (John Carpenter, the Mystery of the Templars). The mysterious treasure is the object of many fantasies, used the Da Vinci Code or adventure films like the great Treasure and the treasure of the Templars.

was whispered that treasure had been discovered by the priest of Rennes le Chateau, or had been dispersed England.

The order then left for history into legend.

Templars guard the smell of sulfur because they died tragically in what may be regarded as one of the first political trials in history.

Monday, October 15, 2007

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Thanks to everyone who participated in my contest stupid and pointless ...

Because
Mongkut was the first I loved the comment of the Roman ...
I'm a fan of one of Adrian ...
Because com Cecilia is so fine and subtle
Because Alexandra's talent is not it? : P
Because I dream I am blackmailing the gift ... For the
Elgjyn poem is really nice too
Because not Lili, I'm not prostitution bloggesque!
Cél Because I am ashamed by his compliments (I would not have said it better to describe it ...)


Because you still have to choose ...

The winner is ...


chat a little mouth because it would keep the beer for him ...


The problem is that I'm in Paris, he in Grenoble ... So my great will have to do something to get your gift ... patiently waiting for you until I left Mexico (after it will be distributed to the Little Brothers of the Poor).

When the losers, I pay you a beer ... Against

made my weekend in Brussels details by Wednesday!

Friday, October 12, 2007

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I give it ... You have a message

I stormed Brussels this weekend ...

So I'll go eat mussels, fries, chocolates and try to experience the 300 Belgian beers. I'm going to see the gran 'place, the Place St Josse and the coolest Belgians ...

: D

Come on children, do not be jealous. And just to prove how much I'm nice and in a fit of euphoria ... I run a contest futile and pointless weekend:

The author of the most beautiful / original / crazy / cool comment will be entitled to
a beer and a box of chocolate
(Belgian band obviously Buze Lider ... by the next door!)

and I always say ...

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

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Sunday, October 7, 2007

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We are ...

Because we are three .. .




Because you're my brother, because you're my sister



Because beyond blood ties, family, you are my life ...



Because you go away from us




Because you
remains

Because that I too am going away from you ...

Because we are indestructible ...

Thursday, October 4, 2007

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Jewelry, cabbage, knees ...

yeah I know the title is void as shit ...

was little jewels offered by itself ... The jewel is the ultimate gift family gift, a gift from friends, lover gift ... It's ultimate symbol of affection have somebody.

A jewelry is a gift to another ...
I hear a beautiful jewel, a real one, not a pair of earrings purchased in the market knock from the beach ...


The first jewel that we offer, the noodles necklace for Mother's Day. After it improves, it is done in pearls ...
After you buy it in a real fake jewelry ... and then it's a real fine jewelry (like something that is worth its weight in Kinder).

And sometimes we change, we buy the girls ... to a girl like that really appeals. Sometimes we offer a ring ...

The first ring is found for 10 of the distributor in FF Monop 'corner. But then, you improve ... well, it improves especially the gift because, ultimately, the intention is not she always remained the same.

Whether you buy the ring before the Monoprix at Cartier, the feeling of excitement at the opening of the casket is a soft continuity.
Not , we are not (that) materialistic (bordel!) . It's just that the jewelry is small but it shows ... the jewel is a passage, a rite ...

The jewel is an outward sign of happiness, wealth and beauty ...

My first real gem I got for my 20 years. I wanted a bracelet, a beautiful, and remains a shining and I could pass. In our family, it's very important the 20th anniversary of a daughter.
18 years, but it knocks 20 years, there is a real woman, you are ready to face the test of life ... it is a finished product in a way.

So ... what to make of these jewels?

For jewelry mother / grandmother / aunt, we insult each other before the notary at the opening of the will ...

Sometimes they are recovered, they were recast as the sufferings of life are transformed and jewelry then resume a new life full of hope: these rings become old covenant, this stone is solitary engagement, this channel becomes communion bracelet ...

But Sometimes, we wonder what to do with a ring that was brought to you by a lover. Because you were in love and that was your one year.
This love I have loved for 3 years, we lived together, they tore, we did more talking then we met again ... and now we see each other occasionally for dinner ... Time has washed passion, deep emotions, there are only a little melancholy sweetness of two people who no longer have much in common but who insist they have lived ...

It has been 4 years I took out the ring and the jewelry box where she was sleeping ... What do ...
leave it in the trunk, melt, lose it, give it?

Does the back is an insult to the present, forgetting the past or a challenge in the future?

Monday, October 1, 2007

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Okay now I must still give a little bit about me and that I take some of yours ... otherwise I'm going to throw stones, right?

Then a small summary in pictures ... because my life is a saga not? (recall previous episodes: 1, 2 , 3 and 4 )

For more than three weeks, I am now hostess at a distributor of mobile telephone we inflate with its pub where Z ***** get slapped like shit on a rugby field (I can not give you more clues there will have to consider to make efforts deduction )

As hostess , I answer the standard with my best telephone voice rose and welcome visitors with my wonderful smile decerebrate oyster!


As hostess, I must be perfect, makeup, heels and be able to return to my tailor cut so badly ...


As hostess, I deep and metaphysical discussions with visitors of all kinds who take me for either a whore or a pumpkin ... or for both: p


However, I have a life outside of work ...


or otherwise
I go to the movies
(yes, I assure you that sometimes even watch the movie!)


Above do not worry, I always drink too often with people always so wonderful, in social gatherings always highly intellectual ...



Confidence for confidence, I am a very naughty girl at the moment ...

and looove it! Hihihi